Q: How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod? Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? A: Because they have a great, white, bear place! Q: What do you call a bears without ears? A: B's Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
The eskimo couldn't believe his eyes. It just presses the "paws" button. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?